Welcome to Philosophy Club!
I am so happy you are visiting my website today 😁. I will use this space to answer any questions you may have. Rather than replying to your emails individually, I will answer the most common, or most clever, questions here for everyone to read.
What is Philosophy Club about?
Philosophy Club is a discussion of basic life skills that every adult should know, but somehow they don’t. It will teach you how to avoid making all of their mistakes.
What age group is the book suitable for?
Philosophy Club was written for middle school students who are smarter than adults and want to make the world a better place.
Who is the author of Philosophy Club?
I’m nobody special. Anyone can learn philosophy… except maybe adults 😏
How can I support the author?
Click the Donations tab at the top of the screen or, better yet, go out and make the world a better place.
Are there any interactive activities related to the book?
Go out and make the world a better place! You can also create some art for me to hang on My Refrigerator.
How can I contact you for more information?
Click the Contact tab at the top of the screen. I do not use any forms of social media. If you see someone on there claiming to be officially affiliated with Philosophy Club, they are an imposter.
Philosophy Club is currently only available electronically, as an epub or pdf. Epub is reflowable; pdf is not. You can import both file types into kindle. The price is the same no matter where you buy it: $5. If you want most of your money to go to me, then please buy it directly from this website. However, if you wish a large portion of your money to go to paying fees, then you can buy it from Google Play Books or Amazon Kindle instead.
I invented a fun little brain teaser. I’ve come up with 8 reasons why a house cat and hot sauce go together. Let’s see how many you can discover without looking at hints 😼
Hint #1
My wording was carefully chosen to sound silly. This is because I want you to enjoy yourself. But it is also to trick you so you don’t realize this is a legitimate puzzle with an objective answer. Take a few days to ponder it. Don’t give up!
Hint #2
Why didn’t I say there are 3 reasons? or 12? Why does this riddle require exactly 8?
Hint #3
Why did I say house cat? No one talks like that. A normal person would have just said cat.
Hint #4
a
Hint #5
c
Hint #6
e
Hint #7
h
Hint #8
o
Hint #9
s
Hint #10
t
Hint #11
u
Solution
The 8 letters used to spell house cat are the same 8 letters used to spell hot sauce; they are anagrams!
We all love abbreviations, right? But I’ve noticed one that behaves rather strangely. Most abbreviations in English are created by truncating the end of the word. Some languages remove the beginning instead. But this fascinating abbreviation does both and only keeps the middle. Not only that, but it does something else very bizarre. Since we are trying to shorten the word, removing letters in our goal. While this oddball does remove some letters, it also adds a completely new letter that is not even in the original word. Are you cool enough to figure out which abbreviation I’m referring to?
Hint #1
If you’re stuck, it might help if you take a break and go get a snack.
Hint #2
Look up ↑
Hint #3
d
Solution
You must add the letter d to shorten refrigerator to fridge.
* Spoiler Alert! * Please do not continue any further until after you have finished reading the entire book.
I understand this was not an easy book. For you to have completed it is a meaningful achievement. To celebrate your victory, I wanted to leave you one final message. It describes, not only how I feel about you, but also how you should feel about yourself. I hid this secret inside the book. To find it, you must first go to the beginning of each chapter and look for the sentence “Thank you, parents, for this _____ snack.” Make a list of all the different adjectives in the blank. Then use the first letter of each word to spell out my hidden message!